Tuesday, February 22, 2005

 

What do you see in the upper right?

This new advertising program takes certain words and phrases from recent posts to generate ads for related products. So, due to my Friday post, ads keep popping up for products to treat a certain embarrasing infection. . .

So let's see if I can turn this around.

This blog is about veterinary school. Veterinary medicine, veterinarians, and a little about pets such as cats, dogs, horses, birds, parrots, parakeets, cockatiels, hedgehogs, hamsters, guinea pigs, reptiles, frogs, llamas, tropical fish, hissing cockroaches, sugar gliders, and all that. Also wildlife, wild animals, cows, pigs, zebras, lions, tigers and bears. And big hairless monkeys.

I need to buy some new scrubs, so how about some ads about that? Or stethoscopes? Or tablet PCs and other school supplies? Or medical dictionaries? Textbooks? Educational CD ROMs about horse anatomy?

I also like natural foods, camping, bicycling, playing guitar, painting, drinking beer, reading novels, and watching movies. I'd like to see ads for DVDs, sheet music, used books, art supplies, camping and backpacking gear, free recipes, cookbooks, spices, soup mixes, and all that crap.

Well, I'll see where this gets me. I just want to get rid of those dagnab ads for. . .treatments for cauliflower-like lesions of the private areas.

Stay tuned for a *real* post in the near future.

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