Friday, October 01, 2004

 

You know you're a vet student when. . .

I just heard a news story on the radio about a paraplegic guy who watched helplessly from his wheelchair as a black bear known to the locals as "Fat Albert" raided his kitchen and ate 5 pounds of cholcolate.

All I could think was, "I wonder if chocolate is toxic to black bears. If so, is 5 pounds a sufficient dose to make a 600-pound bear sick? I wonder if that poor bear will have diarrhea."

I am officially a nerd.

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