Friday, October 29, 2004

 

The Perfect 2nd year "Frankenprofessor"

In the spirit of Halloween, I'd like to present the perfect professor, created from sewn-together parts of all our current professors.

My Frankenprofessor would have:

Dr. Wallig's energy and intesnsity

Dr. Smith's dry wit

Dr. Martin's worldliness

Dr. Grimm's boyish good looks

Drs. Kuhlenschmidt's and Maddox's timeliness and attention to detail

Dr. Pijanowski's chuckle ("huh-huh, huh-huh")

Dr. Paul's morbid sense of humor

Dr. Hoyer's penchant for quiz games

Dr. McAllister's deep, clear newscaster voice

Dr. Cortinez's extemporaneous style

Dr. Jorgenson's friendliness

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